by Samantha Bee and Jason Jones
"Repeat this spouse-mollifying phrase after us: 'Yes, honey, I will see the Transformers sequel on one of our precious and rare date nights. But on our next excursion, I get to choose a period piece featuring people in bonnets who churn their own butter.'"
Um, I'm usually the one who wants to watch, 'Transformers'. Or 'Ninja Assassin'. In compromise I'll go with my best friend to watch a girly flick. What can I say? I'm more of a 'd*ck flick' kind of chick.
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